Sardar to his father: "Papa, maine shaadi kerni hai."

Sardar to his father: "Papa, maine shaadi kerni hai."
Papa: "Puter kidhay naal?"
Sardar: "Papa dadi ama day naal."
Papa: "Oye! O meri maa aye!"
Sardar: "Te tusi meri maa naal kyon kiti?"