Wives VS Dogs

Dogs can't talk.

The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.

A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog."

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.

Dogs like to go hunting.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

A dog's disposition is the same all month long.

Dog's parents never drop by for a surprise visit.