Saturday, October 19, 2013
1 angrez Delhi se train me ja rha tha... .
1 angrez Delhi se train me ja rha
tha...
.
Uske saamne ek aur aadmi baitha
tha...
.
Angrez us se puchta hai yahan
India me konsi jagah ghumne
nahi jana chahiye..???
.
Aadmi : Punjab, Hariyana, rajasthan
.
Angrez : Kyun ye teen
bharat me nahi hai kya..???
.
Aadmi : Nahi ye khud me
mahabharat hain
.
Angrez : oh quite dangerous to
go to these places. . ! !
.
.
(Few Moments later)
.
Angrez : How I will come to know
kaun sa person is jagah se hai..? ?
.
.
Aadmi : Baitha reh... abhi 9 ghante
ke safar mein sabse wakif kara
dunga!!!
.
.
Thodi der baad ek Chaudhary ji
mooch wale aa ke baithe...
.
Aadmi to angrez : Dekh bhai ye
Hariyanawi hai
.
Angrez : Mai baat kaise karu isse ?
.
Aadmi : bas tu apni moocho pe
taav de, chaudhary khud aa ke
baat karega tujhse...
.
.
Angrez ne waisa hi kiya, moocho
pe taav diya...
.
Chaudhary utha 2 kantaap maare
angrez ko aur bola : Bina kheti ke
hi hal chalawe hai tu bhutni ke,
aur wo bhi taau ke saamne..!!.
.
.
Angrez chup !
.
Fir thodi der baad ek Sardar ji
aye...
.
.
Aadmi bola : Dekh bhai ye punjabi
hai..
.
Angrez : Isse kaise baat karun ?
.
Aadmi : Baat mat kar bs pooch 12
baj gaye kya..??
.
Angrez ne waisa hi kiya
.
Angrez : O sardar ji 12 baj gaye
kya ?
.
Sardar ji ne aav dekha na taav,
utha ke patak diya angrez ko . .
Aur bole, oye tennu mai
manmohan singh lag riya c jo
kuch bolunga nahi !!!
.
Pahle se laal angrez, aur laal ho
gaya
.
.
Angrez bola : Bhai Punjab aur
Hariyana to samajh aa gaye ab ye
Rajasthan ke aadmi se bhi milwa do . . ! !
.
.
Abe elizabeth ki 10wi aulaad... ,
tujhe itti der se Pitwa kon riyaa
hey be...!!!
