Monday, November 11, 2013
Santa Called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea. care
Santa Called @ vodafone /airtel/A girl picked up the phone
Girl: ..........custo
Santa:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Santa:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse?
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Santa:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Santa:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Santa:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Santa:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Santa:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai
Girl shocked, Santa rocked
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